New Year's Resolutions: let's see how many I break before the end of the month

Ok so I thought I would talk about New Year's resolutions in this blog. Now every year I always try to set myself 3 challenges. Each of them being different from the next and some being crazy whilst others are more realistic just to see if I can do them. Now some, you may argue, aren't actually considered New Years Resolutions but still, I want to try and do them all the same.

1). Stop procrastinating

Yes, you read it right, I can't stop procrastinating and it's a bad habit that I want to break away from. I think that I have enough time to do something and in the blink of an eye its the night before deadlines and I'm sitting in my PJs cranking out work, looking like I've gone mad. Now I think that I'm actually doing quite well this time as since December I've had a project and I'm actually doing well with it, or so I hope. Let us all pray that when I get back to uni I don't forget about it all until the last second.

2). Stop getting the shitty lottery tickets and actually get a winning one

Ok so this might seem a bit farfetched but I am so annoyed that whenever I get a lottery ticket I always get the bad ones, like for once I can actually win something. Imagine just having all that money and being able to say actually I don't need student loans I can pay it all myself and then giving some to my family and then give the rest to charities. Maybe with the money, I could even pay someone to kick Boris Johnson out of parliament.

3). Grow a few more inches

Now let me give you context. I'm 5"4, I want to grow so that when I'm around my tall friends I stop getting used as an armrest. Especially because sometimes when I've just done my hair and it's all neat ready for a night out, they come and mess it up with a simple movement and I carry on looking like I've been dragged through a hedge for the rest of the night. I do not want that anymore so I'm saying that I need to grow more. If people know any tricks that work please let me know (this actually isn't a joke I would like to grow please let me know).